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A man brings his best friend home to dinner unannounced at 7:30 p.m. after work.
His wife begins screaming at him, and his friend just sits and listens in.

Wife: "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm in my PJ's and can't be bothered with cooking tonight !
Why the Hell did you bring him home?"

Hubby: "Because he's thinking of getting married, and I promised him a demo."
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