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Do they think I haven't been listening to him scream in the store for the last twenty minutes as I've been trying to shop? Do they think that interupting my shopping trip, poking at my son, making stupid faces at him and keeping me from getting the h*ll out of there is going to make things better for us? What possesses people to do this?

OK, OK, you're right. Next time I see your kid screaming for 20 minutes straight, while you show absolutely no consideration for the people around you (or your own kid), I'll skip right to telling you how obnoxious and clueless you're being. Deal?

We don't need you walking up to our table in a restaurant when we're trying to have dinner with friends to tell us how adorable our kid is. We know this. We're trying to be polite and humour you, but there's a monster inside of us ready to scream at you "STFU! GO AWAY! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO EAT???"

If only I could have the pleasure of dining with you, because you seem like a delightful individual.

If only.
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