Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.A dog thinks, the way these people treat me, they must be God .A cat thinks, the way these people treat me, I must be a God.
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