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Doc has never needed to use a prop with the actresses

There is a joke about that that I cannot post in its entirety here.
But you may be able to infer the missing parts.

A wealthy man called his doctor. It seems he had just taken a Viagra tablet only to receive a telephone call from his wife who would not be able to return home for about four hours. Could anything be done to delay its action and save the expense?

The doctor said no, but asked if the man had considered [an alternative].

The man said he did not need Viagra in that eventuality.
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