Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.3. A dog's parents never visit.4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.To test this theory:Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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