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From the "Take" on 11/6/02:
It's a good day for Dole. The candidate, Elizabeth (R-N.C.), won a Senate race. Her husband, Bob (PITCH: Viagra), helped her celebrate. And the banana giant, Dole Food (NYSE: DOL), rose to the occasion with a third-quarter profit of $0.26 a share, turning around a year-ago loss of $1.70 a share. Management celebrated with a tasty fruit cup.

"Helped her celebrate?" "Banana giant?" OK, who wrote that? 'Fess up, now.

I tell ya, kids these days . . .

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