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Subject: Dude, where's my present? Date: 11/15/2012 8:16 PM
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I voted for Obama. I only did so because he promised me "stuff" (Bill O'Reilly.) I am waiting for a big box to arrive on my front porch with a big present inside; I'm even told it's "huge" (Mitt Romney.) I have to admit I've become a "taker." (American Enterprise Institute) and I just can't wait for "Santa Claus" (Republican strategist Jude Wanniski.)

Just my luck, it'll probably be a big box full of birth control pills for young women. What am I going to do with those? Heck, young women don't even see me anymore even when they look right at me.

Well, maybe I'll be lucky an it will be a nice new pony, or maybe a cool car! Obama promised. I remember specifically.
 
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