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Due to an unprecedented number of posters filing material far better than other locates on TMF and also due to extreme jealousy from several other boards, TMF announced today that The Jester Board now requires an additional premium of $14.95 a year above and beyond the $29.95 paid for TMF membership.

In announcing this additional impost, a TMF staffer who did not wish to be identified said, “The Jester Board is draining other boards of their better writers and as a result The Jester Board has an inordinate number of really funny posters. The people at Mechanical Investing are hopping mad about this. We had to find a way to even out the draw to The Jester Board. Also, many of The Jester Board posters are adding 'Jester' after their posting names on other boards and these boards are furious about not thinking of this first with their own board name.”

The TMF staffer, putting his putter down to speak more frankly, said, “Also TMF is being placed in a legal situation caused by The Jester Board and that is product liability. We have had several complaints about posters visiting The Jester Board and then snorting various liquids – coffee, tea and Coke mainly – out of their noses and on to their monitors and keyboards. We will add that we are not liable in our Disclaimer but until then we advise all posters visiting The Jester Board to not partake in any beverage while reading the posts.”

The additional cost for The Jester Board will be added at year's end since each posting member of The Jester Board is given a free complimentary membership until the end of 2002.

MichaelR – Jester


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