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Elliott, I would consider taking your Miata as partial payment for the cyber Yugo with the full body flame paint job and swarm-of-bees muffler. Recent improvements include new linoleum and cardboard floor patches, a freshly filled 55 gal. oil drum with fairly high quality reclaimed oil, and four new used tires which would pass safety inspection in some states(mostly ones which allow you to marry your 14 year old cousin). I know you are probably drooling over this offer or maybe that's merely a geriatric development. In either case consider this offer carefully as I may receive competing offers which no doubt would be much more attractive.

I actually was in a Miata one time at an auto show. After struggling two hours to free me, the Mazda dealer was forced to contact the Buffalo fire department. It's amazing what those guys can do with the "jaws of life". Unfortunately I am not welcome at that dealership any longer but I have lost weight since then so I think your car might fit. I also have become shorter as one of the benefits of senior citizen status. And not smoking even though my car continues to!

Jack G
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