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Ever seen George Carlin's routine on germs?

Text: http://scottmacknight.blogspot.com/2008/04/george-carlin-fea......

Churchy

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I'd never seen it before but George Carlin and I think (thought) a lot alike about germs. Not quite with the same passion and language, but the same basic idea.

Life is about the journey. I like Chinese restaraunts and buffets. I eat at Chinese Buffets. I've been told before that they are dirty. You want to know something? So am I!

Carlin said he picks stuff off the floor and eats it. So do I. I dropped some cheddar cheese on the floor last night and picked it up and ate it. I'm still here, didn't make me sick at all.

I worked at the vet school with animals for 17 years. I wallowed in dog and cat and rabbit and rat and mouse and chinchilla and bird feces for years and years. My immune system has had a major workout. It takes more than a little dirt to make me sick.

Art
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