Every "last nickle" A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The fatherrealizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping himon the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a bluebusiness suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper andsipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looksup, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and placesit on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,unhurried, across the restaurant.Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold ofthe boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at firstand then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulsesviolently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftlycatches in her free hand.Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to thefather and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying aword.As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, thefather rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it wasfantastic. Are you a doctor? ""No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."
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