First this:

I noticed and was considering an actual attempt to respond seriously to this.

Then, I read through as much of it as I could stomach and it is just
SO self servingly childish and disgusting that, quite seriously, there
is simply nothing to respond to.

Then this:

Pure childish tripe.
it's clear that whatever I say isn't going to dent your
"wasjoey" enthusiasm for volume without content, but I will say this:
While I made some actual, valid points -- you came up with nada.
You simply puked up any rancid crap that crossed your mind, assuming that that
should thrill your buddies to such a degree that they wouldn't mind that you
weren't bothering to respond intelligently. Whomever of these airheads swung
by from Casa Del Guano Loco or Worst. Board. Ever. or Pine Haven Campground
to over-rec your drivel - oldest trick on the boards - were ALSO saying by that that they didn't give one single Fuque
whether or not you made the slightest effort to actually communicate anything of value... so ..
If YOU are into openly boasting that you've got absolutely nothing to say, and your wee freckled friends
are all declaring by recs that THEY don't care what foul stench you squirt all over them either ..
then there's certainly no reason for me to care about what your spewing. And I really don't.

Best of luck with your plans on meeting those "topless male car washers in bowties" that you're so hot and bothered about over
on the Guano board, and I hope you can get that "manliness" thing worked out that you go on and on about in so many of your posts.
Sure explains why you are going around accusing total strangers of being gay, doesn't it.

My God: Glancing back again I see you even went out of your way to work in the
"I find women hot" but "you find men hot" and "you are worried about
becoming a girl" pinheaded crap. Seriously? This is the best you could do?
Could not BE more of an idiot. Rank stupidity on open display.

So sorry .. wouldn wanna be ya(!)

You certainly have a lot to say for someone who infers he doesn't care enough to respond.