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So I was googling images for coloring pages for FirstLock, and we came accross a TMNT picture of one of the turtles with a pulsing brain and it prompted FirstLock to give me his theory on dating.

"That is the sort of disgusting thing you can show your girlfriend, and then she'll say, 'I don't want to be your girlfriend anymore.', and then you cry, and then she'll say 'O.K. I'll give you one more chance.', and then you can show here something else disgusting, and she'll break up with you for good and you're done."

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