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Author: totolapse1 Big red star, 1000 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 167581  
Subject: For aj Date: 3/4/2012 3:13 AM
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Old Sea Story...









There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first lieutenant that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The “Jimmy” responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The “Jimmy” went straight to the stokers mess deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you men smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Garrett, you change with Shorten, Crean, you change with Ferguson, and Wong, you change with Thompson ."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
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Author: tim443 Big funky green star, 20000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 151764 of 167581
Subject: Re: For aj Date: 3/4/2012 9:55 AM
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OK you got the rec but the first time I heard that one it was about the East German army while guarding that border in 1966.

Tim

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Author: JonathanRoth Big red star, 1000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 151769 of 167581
Subject: Re: For aj Date: 3/4/2012 4:23 PM
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Hey, I thought it was an unwritten law of HURL that all jokes must contain a link?

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