A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before making passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynaecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was ....... oh, do I miss him!"
Unfortunately the fourth husband read a political joke on a humor board that he took offense to -- and so she remains a virgin still.
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