...might be worthy of a print. Original author unknown.What My Mother Taught Me:My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going tokill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of thecarpet."My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'mgoing to knock you into the middle of next week!"My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, incase you're in an accident."My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll*give* you something to cry about."My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS -"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM -"Will you *look* at the dirt onthe back of your neck!"My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all thatspinach is finished."My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado sweptthrough your room."My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled becauseI saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've toldyou a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -"I brought you into this world,and I can take you out."My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like yourfather!"My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunatechildren in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
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