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Subject: (G) Signs of the Times Date: 3/20/2001 7:15 PM
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Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."

On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE
Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next
blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
want tows."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear
you coming."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll
wait."
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