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Author: RetireRich Big red star, 1000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 166898  
Subject: (G) Signs of the Times Date: 3/20/2001 7:15 PM
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Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."

On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE
Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next
blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
want tows."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear
you coming."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll
wait."
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Author: Burley Big red star, 1000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 3558 of 166898
Subject: Re: (G) Signs of the Times Date: 3/20/2001 11:54 PM
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On a radiator shop in southern NH:

"A nice place to take a leak."

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Author: LimShady Three stars, 500 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 3559 of 166898
Subject: Re: (G) Signs of the Times Date: 3/20/2001 11:57 PM
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In front of mental facility (IRS office, college, etc.):

"We're all here, 'cause we ain't all there"

LimShady


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Author: sharyncern Two stars, 250 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 3570 of 166898
Subject: Re: (G) Signs of the Times Date: 3/21/2001 11:45 AM
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And the license plate of a urologist friend of mine: CME2P

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Author: jmartyc Three stars, 500 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 3577 of 166898
Subject: Re: (G) Signs of the Times Date: 3/21/2001 1:26 PM
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And the license plate of a Dentist Friend of mine -

CME4DK



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Author: JoycePieritz Two stars, 250 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 3600 of 166898
Subject: Re: (G) Signs of the Times Date: 3/21/2001 10:42 PM
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On the truck of a cesspool pumper:

A royal flush beats a full house every time.

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