Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at yourcervix."On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NEPennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your nextblowout."Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick yournose?"At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. Wewant tows."On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hearyou coming."In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'llwait."
On a radiator shop in southern NH:"A nice place to take a leak."
In front of mental facility (IRS office, college, etc.):"We're all here, 'cause we ain't all there"LimShady
And the license plate of a urologist friend of mine: CME2P
And the license plate of a Dentist Friend of mine -CME4DK
On the truck of a cesspool pumper:A royal flush beats a full house every time.
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