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I received my free Guinness bottle opener yesterday.

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but 1) it looks like it might be a "second," 2) there was a loooong black hair wrapped around it, and 3) there was a dead moth in the envelope.

But other than that, it's great! Will probably end up in my next box of donations, or it will get packed away with the Guinness t-shirt I brought home from Ireland. Can anyone tell me why a woman (me) in her right mind would buy a t-shirt emblazoned with STOUT?

Corrigo (just didn't want everyone who missed the offer to feel too bad about it)
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