David M. Bader has recently written a book entitled, Haiku's for Jews. Hereare a few examples: Hey! Get back indoors! Whatever you were doing could put an eye out. Testing the warm milk on her wrist, she beams-nice, buther son is forty. Lovely nose ring-excuse me while I put my head in the oven. After the warm rain, the sweet scent of camellias. Did you wipe your feet? Today I am a man. On Monday I return to the seventh grade. Left the door open for the Prophet Elijah. Now our cat is gone. Beyond Valium, the peace of knowing one's childis an internist. The same kimono the top geishas are wearing- got it at Loehmann's. Scrabble anarchy after 'putzhead' is placed on a triple-word score. The sparkling blue sea beckons me to wait one hour after my sandwich. Would-be convert lost-thawed Lender's Bagels made a bad first impression. Today, mild shvitzing. Tomorrow, so hot you'll plotz. Five-day forecast- pfeh The shivah visit- So sorry for your loss. Now back to my problems. Yom Kippur-forgive me, God, for the Mercedes and all the lobsters. Lonely mantra of Jewish mother-"They never call, they never write.."No fins, no flippers the gefilte fish swims with some difficulty.
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