The Top Ten Reasons Why Everyone Should Celebrate Hanukkah!10. No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney9. Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier than dismantling an 8-foot tall fir tree8. Compare: chocolate gelt vs. fruitcake7. You get to learn cool new words like "Kislev" and "far-shtoonken-ah"6. No brutal let-down when you discover that Santa Claus isn't real5. Your neighbors are unlikely to complain about how your menorah is blinding them senseless4. It's like a big reunion when everyone gathers at the Chinese restaurant on Christmas Eve3. In a holiday character face-off, Judah Macabee could kick Frosty's butt2. No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off your roofAnd the Number One reason why everyone should celebrate Hanukkah is:1. None of that Naughty-Nice Stuff EVERYONE GETS LOOT!!!
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