In a small church one Sunday morning, the preacher said "Anyone with 'special needs" who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."With that, John got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, "John, what do you want me to pray about for you?"John replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."The preacher put one finger of one hand in John's ear, placed his other hand on top of John's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for John, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. After a few moments, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "John, how is your hearing now?"John answered, " I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday.
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