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Hey dere Chez,

Rectum --Damn near killed him.

Lil' Johnny had to tell sumpin' he saw in class, so he stood up an say
there was these two dogs one on toppa t'other goin' at it, an' this car cum along an hittem in the a$$.

Teacher said, Johnny you shun't say A$$, you shud sday rectum.

An Johnnie he say, Reckedum H**l, killed em both.

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