Hi Patrick,

You are the ultimate in sassy! I agree that sass has elements of "pomp and arrogance", but I don't think it has anything to do with talent or lack thereof. The delightful irony of your reply lies in your denouncing your sassy tendencies and in the next sentence writing:

"...I dive with intelligence and the knowledge that I know mroe about this stuff than 95 percent of the world, so no way are they going to catch me if I don't want to be caught and I am thinking."

That statement reeks of sass in it's purest form. Sorry Patrick, the more you try to decry your sassiness, the more it's showing...

<<<<TLC? HEEEEELLLL NO!!!! If I'm going to be on tv, damnit, I'm going to be where everybody and their dog sees it! This is not going to be "The Hidden Life of Dumpster Divers"! TLC isn't going to conduct a field study of out mating rituals or somesuch. I want ratings!>>>>

Hey, if RATINGS are what you want, then I bet a field study of your "mating rituals" would sure bring them in. However, that was not the type of show I had in mind. I'm still too young to be watching that kind of stuff. Maybe when I'm 72 I'll be old enough. And if it makes you feel better, my dog watches TLC. So at least everyone and one dog would be watching your show.


Dive on :),

Joanna