Hilarious. If you're just going to make stuff up that Obama "wanted to do" so you can criticize him, why not make it really stupid? Why not claim that Obama wanted to hire a clown troop to tour the mid-east bringing pleasure to everyone so they would lose hostile feelings and engage in a giant group hug bringing world peace? Now that's stupid. And since it's all made up anyway, why not go with the really stupid story rather than stop half way?