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Author: crobinso Big gold star, 5000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 44390  
Subject: HOLD ME Date: 7/25/2001 9:40 AM
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A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up But then the lady
stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want
you to hold me." The guy says "WHAT??"
The lady explains that he must be in tune
with her emotional needs as a Woman.
Then he realizes that nothing is going to
happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try
on three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his woman to take
all three of them. Then they go over and get a
matching pair of shoes worth $200 each, then they go to the
Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond
earrings. The lady is so excited. She thinks
her guy has flipped out, but she does not care. She
goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "you don't even
play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."

The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot
even believe what is going on. She says "I am
ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel
like buying all this stuff now."
The woman's face goes blank.

"No honey - I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she
is about to explode.
The guy says, "You need to be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man".
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