Outrageous! As always the best part of these kinds of articles is the Tea-Bag savvy comments at the end.http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Man-jailed-in-theft-of-1-29... intercst
The Honey Bun was not located.I'm guessing that corrupt cops ate it.
Jean Val Jean understands.PF
HONEY BUN (from South Pacific)My doll is as dainty as a sparrow,Her figure is somethin' to applaud.Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow,And she's broad where a broad should be broad.A hundred and one pounds of fun,That's my little honey bun!Get a load of honey bun tonight.I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie,Only sixty inches high,Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!Her hair is blond and curly,Her curls are hurly-burly.Her lips are pips!I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly.'She's my baby, I'm her pap!I'm her booby, she's my trap!I am caught and I don't wanna run,'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!I am caught and I don't wanna run,'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!Believe me sonny!She a cookie who can cook you 'till you're done,Ain't bein' funny!Sonny, put your money on my honey bun!
...arrested on misdemeanor charges of retail petit theft, resisting arrest ...Uh..."petit theft"?? I have to say I've never seen an error quite like that one in a publication. LOL..."petit theft"!!!
Maraith writes,<<<...arrested on misdemeanor charges of retail petit theft, resisting arrest ...>>Uh..."petit theft"?? I have to say I've never seen an error quite like that one in a publication.LOL..."petit theft"!!! </snip>Perhaps they've outsourced and offshored the proofreading to French-speaking Haiti.intercst
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