I doubt it was real butter.Why don't movie theaters offer real buttered popcorn anymore?Clerk: Do you want the Medium size or the middle size?Elaine: What's the difference?Clerk: Well, we have three sizes. Medium, Large, and Jumbo.Elaine: [momentarily perplexed] What happened to the small?Clerk: There is no small. Small is Medium.Elaine: What's... medium?Clerk: Medium is Large, and large is Jumbo.Elaine: Oh-kay. Gimme the large.Clerk: That's medium.Elaine: Right. Yeah. [fearing the answer] Could I have a small popcorn?Clerk: There is no small. [flash of perky inspiration] Child-size is small.Elaine: What's `medium'?Clerk: Adult.Elaine: Do adults ever order the child-size?Clerk: [chuckling] Not usually.Elaine: [laughs appreciably] Okay, gimme the `adult'.Clerk: Do you want butter?Elaine: Is it *real* butter?Clerk: [perkily] It's butter-*flavored*!Elaine: [exasperated] What is it made of?Clerk: [perkily] It's yellow!
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