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Congratulations, adventurer! You've managed to get both sides to wipe each other out. No more stinky incense or sleazy pick-up lines, and you've also created a poignant metaphor of the futility of war. Don't worry, we're sure that last bit was an accident.

Here you go -- you're now a decorated war hero. Don't let it go to your head.
You acquire an item: Order of the Silver Wossname

If you want to see what I had to go through:

Couldn't have pulled it off without using KoLMafia to fight most of those 248 turns on the battlefield for me. Also, it was handy to get a bunch of extra food turns from the Feast of Boris.
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