Beer, Fishing, Golf, & SexA man was walking down the street when he was accosted by aparticularlydirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple ofdollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If Igive you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead ofdinner?"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied."Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the manasked."No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need tospend all my time trying to stay alive.""Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"the man asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in20years!""Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district insteadof food?" the man asked."What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homelessman."Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you fordoing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what aman looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
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