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I used to know a guy that would pop in a very explicit porno when he saw the religious people knocking on the door and fast-forward it to a "good" section. Then he would grab a couple of beers, open the door, hand them the beers and invite them in to watch. You've never seen such flustered people in your life.

I once knew a guy who told them he would go to their church if they would go to his. He then proceeded to tell them that their church was going to "sacrifice" a goat at the stake on the beach at sunup. If they remained, or showed interest, he would ask if they themselves wanted to be "offered."

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