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I usually tell people I don't eat anything that has a face. Then they seem to get it.

I did that until my sister pointed out that scallops and things like that don't have faces.

Now when someone asks me if I eat chicken I ask them "Is chicken a vegetable?"

I usually get answered with "Well, my friend X is a vegetarian and he/she eats chicken and fish." -- this is my absolutely least favorite thing to hear in a normal conversation (i.e., conversations that don't include remarks like "Well, the left engine is definitely on fire.")

*SIGH* I understand that I'm in a bad mood today, but if I was offered a dish of chicken and pasta and told to pick the chicken out I'd throw a hissy just to help out the next vegetarian that crosses paths with that person.


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