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Subject: I Will Survive Date: 11/18/2002 6:36 PM
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But there's a good chance you might not.

To the tune of Janet Gaynor's "I Will Survive"

At first I was mildly bloated
Then I was full of gas
Kept thinkin' I should find a place to go and let it pass
But I spent so many hours
Trying to mightily not to fart
Then I got a great idea
And now I'm really feeling smart
I use the lift, when I must fart
I just discharge all that gas, and then I hastily depart
I giggle up my sleeve as I hasten out the down the hall
Knowing that I've left behind a really rancid smelling pall.

Chorus:
Go on now, go
Just let it blow
Spread your buttock cheeks
And let the gasses freely flow
When you feel you're going to burst because you are so full of gas
Just get into a lift and then blow it out your ass
Don't hold it in, don't stop to think,
You're not the first person to ever make such a putrid stink
People may think it is a gaffe,
But it will cause you to laugh and you'll survive,
You will survive

hey hey.

Don't ever be embarrassed
By your flatulence.
A lot of people are, but it doesn't make much sense
Everybody gets a little bloated every now and then
Despite what society says,
It is not a mortal sin
When you gotta fart , just play it smart
Leave the stinker in the lift and then rapidly depart
It'll relieve the pressure in your gut and put a grin upon your face
You can even use it against a mugger just like using Mace


Chorus:
Go on now, go
Just let it blow
Spread your buttock cheeks
And let the gasses freely flow
When you feel you're going to burst because you are so full of gas
Just get into a lift and then blow it out your ass
Don't hold it in, don't stop to think,
You're not the first person to ever make such a putrid stink
People may think it is a gaffe,
But it will cause you to laugh and you'll survive,
You will survive

hey hey.


Wada


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