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if he can afford the
barroom breakage --why not?

Someone who gets me!

It's a euphemism, but I don't want to be remembered as an invalid or as dead. Life's sweet and I don't want my loved ones dwelling on me. If I can give them a running head start right from the get go, I'll do it. Lord knows I've spent years laying the ground work and clearly articulating my wishes to them.

No extraordinary measures. If my brain or body is shot, pull the plugs. Cremate me as quickly as possible, before notice to the rest of the world. Agree on some really cool place to take a vacation. Figure out how to get my ashes there (cardboard box, no urn for me), scatter my sorry ass to the 4 winds, and have a great time on my nickle and for me.

GSF can have the quiet chamber music. I want rock and roll.
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