No. of Recommendations: 6
If someone approaches me and asks me "what I'm doing around here", unless they're in full uniform and driving a marked police cruiser, I'm just going to draw and shoot.

And you'll go to prison, congrats.

Really, the concept of what constitutes an assault capable of causing great bodily harm/injury and what doesn't is so easy even a liberal should be able to figure it out, but you guys can't so here's a primer:

Following someone = not an assault = no right to self-defense

Asking someone what they're doing there = not an assault = no right to self-defense

Punching someone in the face = assault = right to self-defense

Is it really that hard to figure out? Really? If so I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your driver's license, voter's registration card and deeds to any property you own for being TOO STUPID TO LIVE!
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