Alex Trebec: Today's Jeopardy category, Frequently Asked Questions Heard in Uhura's New House. Remember to answer in the form of a question.Contestant 1: I'll take What the Hell is That? for $100AT: The Answer: It looks like mushrooms. Contestant 2.C2: What is that thing growing in the back hall? What the Hell, $200.AT: The kitchen ceiling. Contestant 1.C1: What just fell in the kitchen?AT: We'd also accept what is that lying on the floor. Next answer, You can't go to the store without a list anymore. Contestant 3.C3: Why do we have nine unopened bottles of Italian Dressing? What the Hell, $400.AT: Because the former owners poured paint down the drains causing the sewer lines to back up and water is pouring all over the basement. Contestant 2?C2: Why did you just call the plumber on a Sunday morning? $500.AT: The former owners stuffed pillows in the heating ducts. Contestant 3?C3: Why aren't we getting any heat upstairs? $600AT: That is too nasty for words. Contestant 1?C1: Why did the former owners leave a pile of dried mouse poop on the kitchen window sill? $700.AT: Because they were idiots. Contestant 3?C3: Why did the former owners run extension cords under the threshholds instead of getting the place rewired properly? $800.AT: Double Jeopardy! How much are you going to wager?C3: I'll bet it all, Alex.AT: For $2,000, the double jeopardy answer in What The Hell is, I don't want to think about it.C3: What could possibly happen next?Uhura :o)
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