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Author: InkJetLabel Big gold star, 5000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 222  
Subject: In My Opinion Date: 10/24/2001 6:40 PM
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The Potato Chip is the greatest invention of Western Civilization.

I am particularly fond of Sour Cream & Onion ones. When you dip them in Sour Cream & Onion dip, you double the taste sensation. Your taste buds literally dance with joy. Mmmmmmm....

However, be sure you wash your hands well, apres Chips. They tend to be a mite greasy. In fact, I was inspired to write this epic:

Chips

I think that I shall never skip
A snack lovely as a chip.

A chip in hungry mouth is prest
Against the tongue's sweet flowing breast;

A Chip that looks at God all day,
And lifts it's ridges up to pray;

A Chip that may in Summer wear
A nest of bacon bits in her hair;

Upon whose bosom dip has lain;
Who gets all soggy in the rain.

Poems are made by Fools who DRiP,
But only God can make a Chip.

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In my opinion, of course.
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