In that case, don't spend your honeymoon stripping old wallpaper. Two hours of that and you'll be begging for anal.If it's anything like stripping up old linoleum tile that was glued down with something resembling honey, I concur! "Strip the wall paper, or anal? Get the big dildo, TYVM!"ps Seriously, friss. I have mucho respect for the gracious way you answered my questions, which were basically none of my business even though I did want to know what your deal was.Well, you asked politely, and if I didn't want to answer I would have either ignored you or told you to STFU. If you need me to explain sumpin' else, ask away. I think MOST of you gals here rock - that's why I lurk and occassionally post. (Duh)As far as why I answered - I figured I had a 50/50 shot between being understood or being made fun of. Honestly, I don't mind when people mock me, as long as they do it in a way that I can laugh, too. I mean, people, if you are going to insult me, at least be original. Sheesh.Seriously? The best they can come up with is I'm fat?!