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Author: Scheller Big red star, 1000 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 606  
Subject: Re: Pilot joke Date: 2/15/2002 11:02 AM
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In the U.S. Army your joke is modified to read:

Q: How do you know if there's a Apache pilot in the room?

A: Wait a few minutes, they'll make an annoucement.

Another good one:

Q. What's the difference between a Hoover Vacuum cleaner and a Chinook?

A. The Hoover only has one dirtbag inside.

Still another:

Q. What's the difference between a Blackhawk and a porcupine?

A. The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Mike
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