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It seems plain that your only rational plan is to cancel your current plans.

You're assuming that I'm a rational woman...

As these plans are doubtless made with friends, they no doubt will understand.

Ahhh, my long lost alphabetical twin... there's where your wrong. I'm not so sure my friends would understand, their language is limited to guttral grunts, expletives and requests for more beer. An explaination of the complexities of the Tequila Reduction Program would probably exceed their limited capacity.

Since we, on the other hand, are total
strangers, we are not likely to be so forgiving, and in your absence will in all likelihood subject you
to endless, savage, and minute criticism of every known fact about you.

Oooo... sounds like fun. Savage on fools!

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