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and the lovers lay spooned together in their night clothes. Their elfin child, frightened by the thunder had climbed into their bed. As she got the child settled she felt the urgency of her lover's manliness pressed against her back. WIth the child in bed it wold have to wait, and she drifted back to sleep. An hour later a clap of thnder awakened her and she was surprised to still feel him still very hard against her back.
The restlessness of the child and the loud rain had her sleeping fitfully the rest of the night- and each time she was surprised to notice the firmness against her - what dreams of porn or passion must he be having???
She awoke again, just a few minutes before the alarm went off, as usual, and - though there was no time, she reached back under the covers and wrapped her hand around the firm, smooth, hard plastic of the frickin remote control that had somehow become wedged between them during the night.

peace & remotes
t
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