> > >Subject: Jewish Medicine
> > >
> > >It seems a group of leading medical people have
> > published data that
> > >indicates that Seder participants should NOT
> > partake of both chopped
> > >liver and charoses. It is indicated that this
> > combination can lead to
> > >Charoses of the Liver.
> > >
> > >At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh,
> > fortified with Metamucil.
> > >The brand name, of course, is "Let My People Go".
> > >
> > >Old Jewish men in Miami get a hernia from wearing a
> > chai which is too
> > >heavy.
> > >It is called, a chaiaytel hernia!"
> > >
> > >What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?
> > >Filet minyan.
> > >
> > >If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber
> > carries a tool box, what does
> > >a moil carry?
> > >A Bris-kit!
> > >
> > >Jewish Jeopardy: We give the answer, you add the
> > question:
> > >
> > >A: Midrash
> > >Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?
> > >
> > >A: The Gaza Strip
> > >Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?
> > >
> > >A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke
> > >Q: What is a cheder, a seder, and a tater?
> > >
> > >A: Sofer
> > >Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?
> > >
> > >A: Babylon
> > >Q: What does the Rabbi do during some sermons?
> > >
> > >A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision
> > >Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?
> > >
> > >And speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising
> > Rabbi is offering
> > >circumcisions via the internet.
> > >The service is to be called "Emoil".