....I thought some of you might enjoy:THE ITALIAN TOMATO GARDENAn old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicamentDear Vincent,I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.Love, DadA few days later he received a letter from his son.Dear Dad,Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.Love, VinnieAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from hi s son.Dear Dad,Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love you,VinnieCiaoMike in NJ
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