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Subject: Re: OK, A Non-Political Question Date: 1/7/2013 10:14 PM
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Just imagine what life would be like if it wasn't against the law to kill people? There'd be dead people all over the place. With probably very few people left alive?

Somebody says something you don't like? Blam! Dead. Somebody cuts you off in traffic? Pow! Dead. Somebody disagrees with you? Whack! Dead.

The overpopulation problem would be solved within a matter of months.


George: Why did you refuse the package? Everybody loves a package.

Jerry: I don't know, it was weird. Crazy printing. I don't know who it was from.

George: What, do you think it's a bomb?

Jerry: It's not totally impossible.

George: Oh, the ego on you.

Jerry: Why can't I be bombable?

George: Who's going to bomb you? An airline for all the stupid little peanut jokes?

Jerry: I suppose you think you're bombable.

George: Hey. There's a couple of people that wouldn't mind having me out of the way.

Jerry: There's more than a couple.
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