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The teacher asks the kids in class:"What do you want to be when you grow up?...Johnny?

Johnny says:
"I Wanna be a billionaire, so I can go into the most expensive club, pick up the best b!tch,
give her a million bucks, a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet
to travel back and forth, plus an Infinite visa card, and then bang her like a screen door three
times a day".

Completely lost for words, the teacher decides to disregard him and turns to another child.

"And you, Maria?"

Without hesitation Maria says: "I want to be Johnny's b!tch."

~aj
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