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LQueiros? Laura is my secret lover and if she gets The Feste I will probably throw myself over a cliff in a frenzy on unrequited love.


Diário de Notícias
Sabado, 14 de Fevereiro de 2004

<Englais> <Portuguese>

Portuguese authorities are stumped by the apparent tragedy today at the coastal cliffs in Albufeira. A yet-unidentified male body was found at the base of the cliffs, clutching a golf ball, admidst the shattered remains of a bottle of red wine. Locals reported hearing puzzling screams of "No, not the Feste & my amor! Ai, my lovely Laura! No more!" just before 7am today. Authorities have not yet determined if the fall was suicidal or if the unknown male, possibly a Canadian, was simply trying to locate his poorly hit golf-ball while playing the nearby golf course & stumbled off the cliff in an early-morning drunken stupor.

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