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<<. Or why I was all wet in asserting that Britney Spears will have gray hair by the time NASDAQ 6000 happens. >>

Your mission, FCF, should you choose to accept it, is to invest some serious effort and creativity into coming up with a "joke" that doesn't mentioned Britney Spears having gray hair or the Blair Witch doing bad things to the market.

At least with three tired lines, you can rotate them enough to create the illusion of variety to those who aren't paying much attention. Two just isn't enough.

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