<<I find your story fascinating. Alumni associations go to great lengths to get contibutions. I heard ofone case where a school found an alumni in the federal witness protection program.>>A couple went on a cruise, got a little drunk and fell overboard. They washed up on an uninhabited isle. The wife began crying. She said "No one will ever find us. Besides, none of our bills are paid. I was going to pay all of our bills when we returned home. So now we are not only going to die out here but we are going to like like deadbeats." The husband started laughing uncontrolably. "How can you laugh at a time like this" said the wife. To which the husband responded "We are sure to be found because I didn't send in the contibution to the University."
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