No. of Recommendations: 5
<Tell wife I'm gunna take her on that cruise I've always said was too expensive....

Would a mustache and sideburns be too much?

Let's see, have I forgotten anything... >

Well, DUH!, if you want to make your wife happy on the last day before the world ends, forget the future cruise, shave the facial cabbage and rub your nice, smooth cheeks against some of your wife's happy body.

Wendy (carpe diem)
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