fleg, are these funny? I can't tell.Congress says they’re looking deeper into the Bernie Madoff scandal. Well, ain’t that just grand. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $5.5 trillion disappear!The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds,” you call and ask if they meant you or them.The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico!The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”Personally, I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run ‘em down.A female president would be a good idea only if you wanted the country run right for some reason.They hold the elections in November because that’s the best time to pick out a turkey.??
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